TrASH CANnes

There is a reason why one picks up on former Miss World Aishwarya Rai Bachchan each time she steps on the red carpet in Cannes and she has been doing so for no less than ten years now. Reasons being many ranging her faux pas in the forms that we talk about her figure to pout to designer choice to gown colour to walking partner and so and so. And all of these universally critically analysed and unanimously agreed upon over the verdict conferred each time. Verdict: Largely flop, handful appreciated.

How does she manage it? As i tweeted: Either there is a problem with the designers’ bad designing or at least admit your choice is consistently gross. The most beautiful woman in the world has to or must look perfect all the time, the pressure is immense, the expectations from her colossal, therefore it usually ends up falling flat on the ground and viewers are held up yearning forever. Have compiled her each presence on the red carpet from the year 2001 to date. Now weep.

Photo Courtesy: Various websites.

In 2002 with Shahrukh Khan and Sanjay Leela Bhansali (both not in pic)

In 2003 in Neeta Lulla creation got much flak for

In 2003 in Neeta Lulla creation got much flak for

In 2004, so much exposure #facepalm

In 2004, so much exposure #facepalm

In 2005 with Laetitia Casta in a Gucci. Nice.

In 2005 in an Armani. My favorite.

In 2005 in a Gucci. Lovely

In 2006 undoubedtly Armani. Pretty Cool.

In 2006 in Cavalli

In 2007 in an Armani wear but AB pleaaaseeee

In 2008 with Eva Longoria

In 2008 in magenta with the whole paltan

In 2008 pretty good

In 2008 much talked about green floral disaster

In 2008 much talked about green floral disaster

In 2008. Sweet.

In 2008

In 2009. Love it. Another fav.

2009

In 2009 in those where you pun at the designer by saying Qawaali yes this is Cavalli.

In 2010 in an Eli Saab attire is good but make up and hair took it all away.In 2010 in an Eli Saab attire is good but make up and hair took it all away.

In 2010, even a black Armani couldn’t hide all that fat.

In 2010, even a black Armani couldn’t hide all that fat. Told you.

In 2010 in Sabyasachi Mukherjee. Saved her. Alongside are Mani Rathnam & Suhasini not in pic.

In 2010 in an Eli Saab attire is good but make up and hair took it all away.

In 2010 in a Gucci gown. Was just ok.

Welcome to 2011 with Eli Saab. Doesn’t work for me the top frock. Brrr. And old and flabby now.

Welcome to 2011 with Eli Saab. Doesn’t work for me the top frock. Brrr. And old and flabby now.Welcome to 2011 with Eli Saab. Doesn’t work for me the top frock. Brrr. And old and flabby now.

2011. Gaudy make up and the flab killed it for me.